You’ve gotta give it to windows
Whacko : lets pay a tribute to the worlds best software windows
Geek : Yeah! Right!
Whacko :At present its the most used Operating system in the world
Geek :Not to mention the worst.
Whacko :Hey Windows XP and Windows Vista are the best.
Geek : Its more like Windows letsPee and Windows it’s-Stuck
Whacko : Why do you say that?
Geek 
bvious isn’t it. Hackers exploit Windows letsPee so easily that its like they are peeing on you. Windows it’s-Stuck is so slow that people think its stuck.
Whacko : So what windows lets me do a lot of stuff. All I have to do is buy a security suite and I am safe.
Geek : Linux lets most of that and that too for free. Morever you are not safe even with that security suite of yours. Its very easy for a hacker to get past all your protections.
Whacko : There are so many softwares that let me do anything on windows.
Geek k! Then does it let you fly?
Whacko :No! but they are working on it. Can linux play games?
Geek :No!but they are working on it. Moreover I have Doom-3, Unreal-Tournament , Quake, CounterStrike and torcs.Plus we have found a way to get dx-9 in linux.
Whacko :Windows installation is very easy.
Geek : Well they had to make it easy with the way it has to be re-installed every 2 to 3 months. Morever even my little brother can install Ubuntu.
Whacko :Well I couldn’t install it.
Geek :The reason is obvious isn’t it.
Whacko :With Windows Vista the WOW starts now.
Geek :You shouldn’t be too sure of that cause with windows you press start to turn off the computer.
Whacko :Well Linux sucks and is gay.
Geek :Ya it sucks in more and more windows users everyday and makes them gay(as in happy for those guys who take it the wrong way
)
Whacko h yeah! Windows is going to save the world along with the Intels Classmate PC.
Geek :Yeah! by killing them. Enough of fighting now. You have lost.
So guys lets give the _|_ to windows
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