My Laptop Chronicles: How Fate has decided that I SHOULD NOT get a lappy ASAP

Mega Post ahead: You have been warned! There’s something called fate. Answers.com defines it as “fate (fät) pronunciation n. 1. The supposed force, principle, or power that predetermines events. 2. The inevitable events predestined by this force. 3. A final result or consequence; an outcome. 4. Unfavorable destiny; doom.” The past few days have convinced…